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They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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