I forgot how hot balto sounded
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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