yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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