Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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