Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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