Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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