: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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