The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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