what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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