this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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