I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
a search helicopter?!
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize