Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
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You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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