i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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