I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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