My room smells like vodka and shame
someone owes me an orgasm
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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