why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
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We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
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