i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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