i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
