it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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