He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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