WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
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