sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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