Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
even my farts smell like vagina
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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