The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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