windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Actions speak louder than pants.
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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