return my video game
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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