I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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