i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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