So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
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Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats