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  So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  super hot butfun

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  Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  can we take a shower together?

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  no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  When are your genitals available?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10

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• (713): View more from Texas

  It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list

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