It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.