Sponge bath it is.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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