I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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