Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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