Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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