So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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