Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Randomize
