just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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