Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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