Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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