She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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