I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
