Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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