yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
i now understand why vodka
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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