His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
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Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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