Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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