i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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