How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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