What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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