I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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