Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We were destined to go to rehab together
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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