why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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