Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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