i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
