its not stalking. its research.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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