what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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