your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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