we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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