ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
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Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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