I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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