Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm so fucking centered right now
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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