Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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